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ellendegeneres:

"Apparently" Noah Ritter is at it again! 

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aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

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andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

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undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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someinsectscalledthehumanrace:

why did people hate this movie

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unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

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unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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